Ha! Just did the same.

When you’re as big as Britney, you’ve got to multitask!

I am not a Kardashian fan, mainly because I cannot figure out if Kim’s physiognomy is designed to appeal to men, or to women...?

I love the way tabloids talk about relationships.

So it’s the women’s equivalent of axe?

Did Will Smith hook up with Gabrielle Union on the set of Bad Boys II? Or was Union trying to get with the Fresh Prince? Or are we only allowed to have one black “it girl” at a time? Did Jada Pinkett-Smith steal oranges from Union’s citrus tree? Did Pinkett-Smith think that the Rancho Carne Torros deserved the…

I’m simultaneously impressed with their strength and slightly nauseated.

nothing could have prepared me for that Britney video. Her face between his sit ups is like a AI robot rebooting itself.

So “ Midweek Madness” coming back or Naw???

Now considering my buttcrack as storage overflow when my boobs can hold no more.

The same thing happen to me when i go to convinience store, i realize the bill too low for things i brought, i gone back into the store (from parking lot) and ask the cashier whether she bill me correctly.

I know right from wrong too, and I also know that money was insured up the ass. Fill ya boots, kids.

I wonder if I could get as much help from the cops if I accidentally leave my wallet on the bus...

And considering the manpower that would be needed to track down any of this would far exceed the cost of what was lost, maybe just file an insurance claim and be done with it. God, what an asshole.

Yeah, this makes zero sense. New bills come in stacks and machines at the bank count and make used bills into stacks too,then stacks are put in bags. If the doors flew open a few bags might roll out but there wouldn’t be loose bills flying around.

Plus, good luck tracking down a bunch of randos who are only tied together by the fact that they happened to be driving one of the most trafficked highways in the country on a Wednesday.

“People know right from wrong and anyone we track down who kept a dollar of this money all be arrested for theft. The time to do the right thing an call us to turn in the money is now, because once we knock on your door, you won’t be able to avoid being arrested.”

Um I know right from wrong and I rightly would have had 200 20s stuffed in my bra pronto. And wrongly maybe a dozen in my buttcrack.

Why did I have to go to work in a whole other region of America *today*?

My mother was still a redhead at 89.