When I was a Scout, in the 70s, they had some sort of cheese cracker in their line up, and I sold a box to the old lady who lived down the street. When I knocked on her door the next year she told me “I wouldn’t feed those to my dog!” and slammed the door.

I only remember eating the plain shortbreads on a beach because you couldn’t tell if it got sand on it.

Yup are my new tribe. I had to ditch the last one when I discovered how wrong they are.

I prefer to think of it as “Devil’s Fingernail Clippings.”

Green? Green? Is there a bakery that makes them with green? Mine are brown cookie, brown “chocolate.” :|

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE! BABIES KILL PEOPLE!

I know people who don’t leave their apartments without being armed. Like, goes outside to get mail, armed.

How the hell is anything with *coconut* anywhere near the top of this list, let alone number 1? Completely wrong.

I have the opposite problem. I put way too much money into old rust buckets, because replacing cars is a pain in the ass and I fall down a hole of sunk-cost idiocy.

I still write checks, because I live in a hillbilly wasteland where the utility companies charge you for electronic payments.

................this is all Lana’s fault................

They do make the peanut butter sandwiches still, but they’re gross and deserved no place on this list.

If you have the stomach for it, there’s a pretty graphic photo of a dead (obviously) JFK with the top of his head just gone. I wonder how many of these gun nuts actually know what a bullet can do to the human body?

Except he left it in the car within reach of his two young children and his partner. So apparently the walk from his house to his car is where the real danger lie. Or maybe he was hopinhis toddler would protect her mother from any danger?

Hot take: thin mints suuuuck. They taste stale as shit right when you get them.

Trefoils should be in 2nd or 3rd place and Thin Mints should be demoted to the garbage can where they belong. Otherwise, I agree with this post!!!

“journalism”

A friend of my dad’s recently told him a story. Guy is a life-long gun owner, considers himself well trained in safety, etc. He was recently putting away a handgun away in a closet. He’d taken out the magazine, and didn’t realize that there was a bullet in the chamber. He went to “dry fire” it, and the bullet went…

Another traumatized child thanks to dad’s need for a second dick. I still think about the 9 YO who shot dead her gun instructor with an Uzi (if that is not spelled right, who cares?) all because her parents probably wanted cool Facebook photos of their daughter. Guns are stupid. Yes. All of them.

I’ve read other interviews with her, and she remarks over and over again - somewhat wearily — that “she’s always been thin”, so not only must she be heartily sick of these questions, but she showed incredible restraint and grace actually deigning to take him and his dumb question seriously (though I’m sure she also…