Pretty much summed it up.

At least they don’t offer the FWD in the US, opposed to the EU where it is available for some bizarre reason.

I was thinking more german Wer ist mein moneyyyy voice

Given how bad the current C4 (not the Cactus, I haven’t driven that one yet) is in terms of handling, I somehow doubt that.

I really can’t imagine leaving any car without the parking brake on on an incline.

Funny thing is while I hated this when it orignally came out in 2001, I think it kinda looks nice now.

So how does painting of a fucking bumber does cost in the US these days? 2 large?

Also this car was a total piece of shit to drive.

Went here to see BMW at the first place. Was not dissapointed.

The tsi was also crap for the first few years.

I was thinking more abouy the mk5 generation.

I guess until you have to redo the head gasket for a second time in a year.

I wonder how did the do those tests during the late 00's because every single vw from that era is a piece of crap.

I guess if you’re an idiot enough to actually desire a H2, you deserve all of this.

I was actually hoping the in-dash asteroids is the real deal. Oh well, I guess I will have to pass on this sucker.

How cool that would be? I mean would we get weekly Thunder in Paradise episode recaps from now on?

Yeah, pretty much.

Rude? Well, it’s the real life right now.

Well, my friend have a late E60 LCI which does not have cupholders in the front, as it turns out they were an optional extra.

Alfa Romeo VM Diesel from the 80s? I can only imagine how many mechanics it gave cancer before the last one was scrapped.