So the secret is to take old ideas that were done back on Atari or Windows 3.1 then package it in a pretty little shell with in app purchases like Crossy Road or Angry Birds. Act as if you created the whole idea but be sorta nonchalant about it. Profit.

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

They’re much more complicated because they suck as a business. No excuse for not updating a digital property. None

You guys use Hoover as a verb too, correct?

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

do you?

Rocket League is the first sports videogame I’ve played since the 90s.

I haven’t played the Wii U version of the game yet. I’ve been wanting to get it but now I just may end up with the 3DS version if it gets released here. Which I can’t see why it wouldn’t.

White people acoustic covers of trendy rap songs is worse than ISIS.

“Hack”?

That Lifehacks site is the worst. Lifehacks: remember to eat and breathe. WOW.

i feel like that after i come back from a deployment in the middle east.

Looks like a Residence Inn in Anytown, USA.

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

Now the anti-vax movement is morphing into a "freedom of choice" thing, since it's increasingly ridiculous to even defend the faux autism stance.

First things first, I know iPhone screenshots are huge, but you could have resized them, y'know? Ask one of the boys that is good with computers to help next time.

Lucky for the kid he's white.

dumb. this looks dumb. you'll look dumb doing this.