oh my god

I thought his secret was that he was a gay fish?

Of epic proportions! Popcorn! INTERNET.

Don’t use your shitty old logic and then complain when someone applies that logic to something new.

So long as you realize yesterday was 15 years ago then yes.

Except you didn’t need to keep the pocket watch still. The wristwatch replaced the pocket watch.

Wow those are sure hard hitting tweets you chose to showcase there. One of them refers to it as “bonkers”. Real biting stuff.

I’m so sorry that you’re so inundated by notifications that pulling a phone out of your pocket is too much effort. You are truly a hero.

This contraction looks so weird in a headline. Like it says “who is got the best...” just weird.

I feel if you can't pay for everything - food and rent - that means poverty, not even lower class.

Really? Does having any money whatsoever left at the end of the month make you middle class? I think that's still pretty much working class. I think middle class is having a considerable buffer between rent/bills/clothing/travel...and then everything else.

This whole article mad me go :3 and miss our old cat :(

It's actually pretty charming. At least he didn't say "I'd wreck that". Probably better than what most women are subjected to on a daily basis.

Urgh, at least he was confined to this TV show and a few newspaper columns. Now everyone's embarrassing, middle aged, racist, left wing uncle is going to be everywhere.

If everyone stopped tweeting it'd just be a news/advertising aggregator. Can you imagine? An information source devoid of endless commentary and opinion. :shudder:

Twitter doesn't stop working if people don't pump their takes into it.

This should legit be the actual Twitter logo.

These are the kind of stories that really sound funnier in your head.

groooooooooooooo*eyeroll*ooooooooaaaaan

:)