I feel bad for her pawns children.

Know what else hurts innocent people? Giving them false medical tests. 

My mother tried to do this to me, even made sure I didn’t trust my workaholic father while she was out having affairs. Things did not go well when I became my own person, they still aren’t.

I don’t see the point in them getting married at 19/20 when they supposedly have “forever” to look forward to, but yes I was relieved they are basically the same age.

The X-men were the good guys, right? These guys never stop telling on themselves...

I’ve seen this type of mother-daughter dynamic before. Even without the child star element it’s a lot more common than people think for mothers to develop that type of fusional co-dependent bond with their children and essentially hold them hostage and stop them from developing their own identities, separate from…

“Appropriately catching heat”

Yeah. I really enjoyed season’s 1, 3, 2, and whatever the Lady Gaga vampire season was (in that order). AHS is a hit and miss show depending on the story/season. But hiring a Kardashian is a guarantee I won’t even give the season a chance.

Exactly. They’re young. They’re both in the entertainment industry. And they’re both wealthy.

I mean, marrying at 19 is almost never a good idea but I kind of get the feeling MBB grew up with shitty stage parents who made her grow up too fast and she was probably the one supporting the family, and the Bongiovis seem like a lovely family so maybe this is what she needs.

All she had to do was caption that picture “you’ve got to hold on to what you’ve got”

So she’s going to be Millie Bobby Brown-Bongiovi? If they name their first child Madonna or Prince they’ll have a good chunk of 80's pop covered.

Wow, Taylor Swift had dinner with a famous producer? That could only happen if she was single!

Apparently he’s 20 years old, so at least she’s not marrying one of the many older creeps who were being way too groomy with her when she was still sixteen (COUGH Drake is a predator COUGH).

It’s gonna be funny if the whole plot of the show turns out to have been a rehash of The Ultimate Gift with Logan having been fucking with his kids the whole time to see which of them might manage to achieve some semblance of self-actualization and normalcy before designating that one the heir.

Also, sheesh, what a quick downfall for Kerry

Cox’s performances have had such an insane level of energy to them that feeds everyone else on the show. So much so that when he was no longer on screen it felt like the universe was imploding

As someone who has long felt that Cox’s fire performances have been the most exciting parts of the show, I worry a bit about the prospect of 7 episodes without him.

Wait....the kids ate sushi every single day, day in/out, always?  No outdoor recess....and parents shelled out $15K/yr for this?  WTF?

I’m sorry, but what part of Kanye’s school ever “[sounded] great on paper”??