I didn’t get past the 6-years-old in a Pointe class and being expected to have toe shoes already. That should never be a first class. You need years of ballet training before starting Pointe, and you should only start Pointe class after your feet are fully grown, otherwise you can do permanent damage...so good you got…

It’s my last social media account, but I’ll dump it in a minute if he starts to fuck with it. 

The Kardashians are the Kardashians, and I will painstakingly track their every move to the grave.

If the Twitter board actually decides to take the buyout, I’ll actually be shocked... and it’ll also be the catalyst that finally makes me delete my account and leave that platform forever. I’m not going to stick around as a member as it devolves into Truth Social 2.0.

Yes. Idiocracy was apparently a future documentary.

The best horror movies are ones that make the viewer ask questions about meaning and choices. The reasoning of the Antagonist is not always supposed to be known. The unknown makes the movie better because it asks it viewer to make up their own mind about it. They make the viewer confront something they don’t and let…

What are you worried about here, exactly? Yes, morbid obesity comes with increased health risks. But why do you feel the need to criticize this show so vehemently?

This is on my list to watch for the same reasons mentioned in the article, and because several fellow plus size people have recommended it using that same word — “safe.” I’m also kind of worried I’ll just cry through the whole thing, because even this article is making me tear up. Representation matters.

post-Slap life is looking like a financial mess for Will Smith.

I wonder if she’ll get a 50% off coupon from her divorce lawyer. She’s gotta be great for business. 

But Megan Fox and MGK just did the vial of blood thing... haven’t heard much about them after the thorn engagement ring that makes Fox bleed if she tries to take it off.

HGTV’s Christina Haack secretly married fiancé Joshua Hall.

Or they are very into one another.

More white celebs have come out t condemn Will Smith than they did to be the January 6th coup or Charlottesville. Alec Baldwin fresh off of shooting and killing a women even went out of his way to criticize Will Smith, White people have this pathology to police black behavior and finger wag and work themselves int a…

If it’s already registered with the Coast Guard, I’m assuming that it meets all CG requirements for a vessel of it’s type.

The casino boat I worked at briefly in college had to fire up the engines and move once per year to remain legally a boat. While this was a river boat and in a different state, it was still a boat who’s entire existing was a legal loophole. 

As much as I often complain about the tactics of the rich in avoiding and at times outright evading taxes with impunity I am completely with the boat owner here.

Me too - I was going to say... ehhh... this is a stretch.

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

Honestly, I was ready for this to be wayyy less boat-like than it is.