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I tend to agree with that assessment of the Toms and Jax. I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND THEM at all.

While I typically find Sandoval a cringe-worthy attention whore, if I stop and think about it, he does tend to know at least how to behave respectably in public. He clearly doesn’t even like Katie, but Sandoval was SUPER QUICK to grab Schwartz and tell him to STFU because Sandoval clearly has the wherewithal not only

I know we’re here to talk about Katie’s hideous right - and it is hideous - but I’d also like to talk to this VDPR audience about the way Tom Schwartz spoke to Katie at that party a few weeks ago.

I thought I would hate this show for obvious reasons, but I kind of...liked it?

Brooke Shield’s earrings are incredible.

However, the majority of local governments that have directly addressed residents’ leaf blower-related frustrations have only suggested that people refrain from “blowing” during the daytime—setting the stage for passive-aggressive interactions between neighbors for months to come.

“When I saw [the outing rumor] I was upset just because, alright, now fuck, I’m a colorist, I’m a racist, I’m a bully, and now I’m a homophobe?” Williams said.

OMG you wrote about my favorite fucking author, thank you!!! Her writing is above and beyond, especially as a black fantasy nerd who is rarely represented in other novels I read, but I find myself in every one of her published novels (yes, I have read them all). Thanks, Jezebel!

Exactly as you’ve said. I keep thinking about Beyonce’s compound here in LA and wondering...does she even KNOW what’s happening? Because that house is so massive an entire football team could live there and never even run into each other. “Social distancing” is just her living her normal life at home. But I’m not

I know this is an article for black men, and I know it’s about top-of-your-head hair. But I’m a black woman with locs who laser removes my facial hair, and the struggle is real, y’all. I need a retwist and a laser appointment, stat!

OMG you are so right!!!

How is it that in the header image all these women look the same? Even the black woman! It’s like they all contoured and highlighted together, or used the same make-up artist who only knows one style of make-up. 

I was interested in Mia as a character until this episode, in which she came off as pushy and manipulative. It’s not uncommon that people sticking their noses in other people’s business is what drives a narrative, but I’ve never felt so strongly in anything I’ve watched that she shouldn’t have had anything to do with

Hahaha Jax telling anyone “it’s not about you” is a riot. Unless it’s Kristen, in which case...

Another story - This was a few years ago, I was probably 26-ish. I was at a concert alone, at a small venue in LA (the Echoplex), and the room was sparsely filled because I was seeing a band that wasn’t yet popular. The guy behind me, around 50/M, kept trying to start conversations with me while the openers performed.

I was in college and the hard drive of my fancy black MacBook gave out. I had saved a ton of money between graduation and college so I could buy it. My family isn’t poor, but I knew they wouldn’t have the discretionary budget on-hand to do anything about this, so I never told them.

Honestly, I’d pay $35/ticket for them to just live-stream a performance if that helped them keep their jobs. I’d probably pay more than that. This is just...so sad.

A friend from college had his entire asshole fall out during his friend’s wedding after taking three dicks at once earlier that week.

Working from home is not a reality for me, so if my company insists that we WFH, then what? Will IT be giving me 2 massive (free) screens to work off of? (Believe it or not, that set-up is necessary for my job), and will they be swinging by to install them? Are they going to buy me a desk and find space for it to

There were several damning parts of this email dump that stood out to me, and the most satisfying one was the missive from his own brother, which I’ve included below (quoted from this Vulture article), emphasis mine.