Do any of you watch Being Mary Jane? I just binge watched the last two seasons on Netflix and I want to discuss many things.

Oh. My apologies. I like southern accents and Caribbean accents only. Anything outside of that doesn't get my gears going.

You're missing out man.

So you did have the sandals on!! Nice. You get on the grill? Why wasn't I invited?

You are the exception and not the rule.

These are facts!!!! There a girl who graduated with me and got two more degrees since then. She drags the father of her baby on social media ALL the timeeeeee. Full fledged attacks!

That's too bad. You must not do potato salad either huh?

What is it with you and accents? The regional accents of American Black women don't do it for you?

Life is so hard for you all

No coleslaw?

Pop Pop! Were you at the cookout Tuesday in your uncle sandals with ashy ankles?

Ummm black women in the UK are just as ratchet. Trust.

Men like b o o b s and b o o t y. They are simple creatures.

Unfortunately.

I know she's college educated but she still seems ehhh

Oh I forgot. They not LGBTQ friendly. If other fast food spots had service equal to them I would stop going but I don't ever have a bad time here.

Seems a bit low brow for a man like him.

Let's punch people together *swoon*

I'm eating in the hospital cafeteria today so I'm not sure what's on the menu. I hope it's something decent today. I don't want to be forced to go to chic fil a but that Mint Watermelon Lemonade is calling my name.

He was messing with K Michelle?! When? How she pull that off?