Coolio??? Vanilla Ice??? Where are they finding these ancient relics???

Why?

What does me not being a morning person have to do with cooking a meal? I just don't want to be bothered.

I hope not

Oh of course I will.

LMAO I'm overly sweet when I know I'm speaking with a call center rep. I've gotten lots of extensions on things and discounts as well. Works like a charm.

Nah. God prolly look like a foot. It's going to be some disappointed folks up in heaven.

Yeah, Ja also has one of those weak chins too

You gotta butter us up first ;-)

So you don't think God is ugly based on the ugly people I know you've seen walking these streets??

God must be hideous from what I've seen in others then

Ja Rule is so unattractive. Ewww

I hope you told him "I'm busy but I can ask our supervisor"

same

Your wife and youngest sound like sensible humans.

Nothing wrong with that lol but I see this was a song lyric now. Still, he should've used another verse or something

Bye lol

Same. People look at you sideways if you aren't as chipper as they are.

Lol I just say "morning" for this reason.

Oh, that was a joke. I got it now