So Sean Connery is making a cameo?

Not to make light of tragedy, but at least after they sit for 2 or 3 months post submersion we’ll get a slew of articles about the 15 rusty Fieros in Tracy’s yard.

Yes! 100% agree. #COTD

But this particular post isn’t an opinion piece, it’s supposed to be the morning news roundup. I wholeheartedly agree with bro. Bilious72 comment!

“From vintage supercars to modern jet fighters, Jalopnik is obsessed with the cult of cars and everything that moves you – tanks, bikes, and planes, with the exception of trucks and anything GM.”

We get it. You don’t like trucks. In a little over a month, you have posted three articles implying trucks are terrible. Don’t buy one.

In the midwest (which exists even though it’s not New York or Los Angeles), people drive trucks instead of SUVs and sedans. They can be just as luxurious as either of those, ride…

Van Helsing (Dinklage) who teams up with a pacifist vampire (Momoa) in order to scam unsuspecting townsfolk out of their money

hahahahhaha!

He wants a computer that actually works without huge frustration. 

Might be out of my wheelhouse here but a possibility is to pick up the best off-lease Dell Precision box from https://www.dellrefurbished.com/

Have your Kinja IT Staff build it for you.

Good luck finding another sucker to be in a rush to buy that POS when you are ready to sell though!

06. 140k. $8k near Seattle.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

you got that right, meatbag 

Having worked at a grocery store; these things will likely come back cleaner than they have ever been, by virtue of being required to be cleaned for a change.

I mean, come to think of it, a wrapped-up body isn’t all that different from pre-packaged meat.

The GTO is more interesting