hahahahhaha!

He wants a computer that actually works without huge frustration. 

Might be out of my wheelhouse here but a possibility is to pick up the best off-lease Dell Precision box from https://www.dellrefurbished.com/

Have your Kinja IT Staff build it for you.

Good luck finding another sucker to be in a rush to buy that POS when you are ready to sell though!

06. 140k. $8k near Seattle.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

you got that right, meatbag 

Having worked at a grocery store; these things will likely come back cleaner than they have ever been, by virtue of being required to be cleaned for a change.

I mean, come to think of it, a wrapped-up body isn’t all that different from pre-packaged meat.

They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight
Sequential turbos hauling freight
Big and chrome and forged, it’s true!
They’re the Forced Induction Crew
All with different roles to play
trading goods or pinks the same
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends

The GTO is more interesting 

Man, that video makes me miss my GTO something fierce.

It got to concept stage, but no further (more’s the pity):

Forget the Porsche show me more of that Pontiac.

I probably have more nostalgia for the GTO simply because it was - strangely enough - the car I associated most with professional drifting during the time.

Meanwhile I’m loving that drift GTO running next to it

Sure, sure, sure...what about the GTO?