But in another more accurate sense, Thor is the winner.

It wasn’t actually him that said that, but a personality that occasionally takes him over in the form of this dead father that ran a computer store.

He was flailing his arms wildly in a drug-induced haze, he did not actually beat his girlfriend (he was prevented from doing so by another partygoer). Assault does not necessarily mean contact, that’s what “assault and battery” is for.

I can’t read the man’s mind, so I cannot speak to that. I am tired of people who actually do jail time being held liable for their actions decades later. In this case, it’s no big deal cause he’s rich and white, but too often it happens to poor black and Latinx people.

a. It’s not germane to the discussion of a stage play.

salacious cunt is a fantastic word combo.

NEVER forget that Nico Hines pretended to be gay at the olympics in order to out closeted athletes. He is a horrible human who should not still have a job writing.

It happened decades ago, he served his time, and he moved on. Why is it an issue to be broached now? Unlike most of these fucks, he actually faced public and legal consequences for his actions

The first part of Wedding Bell Blues until Richard and Emily’s dance is perfect. I wish we would have seen that develop over a whole episode, culminating with the dance, because it would have been beautiful and would have left us feeling all warm and fuzzy. I can’t say enough good things of that dance, my god.

The singles are the worst tracks on the album by a healthy margin.

Shippers don’t even need race to be astoundingly nasty to actresses doing their jobs, so when you add race in too, it’s like throwing napalm into a gasoline fire.

Can we just...

Everything about the Serpents’ initiation fulfilled all my wildest Riverdale fantasies. The gang is somehow both menacing and adorable simultaneously.

Considering the racist crap Vanessa Morgan has been getting on social media because of this character, I figured I should point that out.

This was a phenomenal episode in what’s turning out to be an outstanding season. The core friend group (we need a nickname, like the Scooby Gang) are falling apart, the Black Hood is straight up terrorizing Betty, and Josie and the Pussycats sang a song from RENT before beating the shit out of a date rapist.

Alice in that sexy red dress telling her husband to “shove it.” That’s how you make a fucking entrance. Though, I would’ve chosen something other than that terrible Imagine Dragons song.

Considering Archie’s dumb luck he probably would get the Black Hood this way.

Betty: “We live next door to one another, so there’s nothing strange about you walking me to school. Even if he’s watching us.”

I adore the fact that Alice Cooper is buying “Reputation” merchandise to make a statement. Look what you made her do, indeed. Mädchen Amick has never been better.

It might seem like Toni Topaz could have waited a decent amount of time after hearing about the breakup before making her move on “Juggie,” I mean, she at least waited ‘til after the breakup. Also in fairness if you are a teenage girl and you find out Cole Sprouse is single, I think you take your shot.