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Is 2017 the year we find out everybody is a real piece of shit?

I don’t know... say a little more? It’s the least he could do, but it’s also literally the least he could do.

Voluntarily submit for criminal prosecution at The Hague or failing that master time travel and kill himself before the TRL incident.

Damn, a single tweet? You gotta thread that shit, son.

Uh, grabbing a woman’s breast isn’t acting inappropriately, it’s assault, brotha!

Oh man, I hope she replies with “Apology not accepted. Go fuck yourself.”

Tarantino isn’t a studio executive.

How fucked up in the head do you have to be to grope Terry Crews who could snap you in half like a toothpick? And then you do it in front of his wife! That’s sociopathic on a completely new level.

Everyone’s shit is emotional right now.

You’re right; he’s not a bro dude. It could be just the marketing and maybe he’s more complex in the final film. It’s like they’re overcompensating for the character. They did the same thing in the comics. He went from this to this.

It looks like Jason Momoa is attempting to rival Rihanna in “Battleship” for largest percentage of monosyllabic lines in a script.

...so this is still clearly a Snyder movie at heart.

Pffft! Superman never dies, he just comes back with a stupid mullet.

Yeah, at this point, nothing’s going to sell me on this movie. Bring on Thor.

Opening on a dream sequence... Well. That’s hardly trite at all...

Jason Momoa looks like he’s having the time of his life. (I was going to say “Whale of a time” but that’s low even for me)

WB’s gonna be pissed when Disney puts out a second Last Jedi trailer later today.

Heh. It’s going to be funny* to watch 4,000 R&M fans threaten to rape your family because you called it Rick & Marty. 

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...