That’s quite the straw man you’ve constructed for yourself there. No where did I even mention the shooting, much less attempt to justify it.

Chase and Sissy.

You would be wrong. The Indian army maintains a Sikh regiment of 19 battalions.

Oh, you know, I might be confused. I was thinking the warrior Sikh thing was mostly historical in nature..... I could definitely be wrong there.

Aidans & Hopes?

Is there a description of the suspect and vehicle? Would be helpful to include those if the point is to actually find this fucker.

Does Chris have a Peter Pan syndrome?

The strangest thing to me is that Latinos consistently over-represent in the frequent moviegoer category in the US. In 2015, they were 17% of population and 23% of frequent moviegoers, a category that accounts for 49% of tickets sold. It seems like increasing their representation onscreen would be a safe economic bet.

Receive an appointment, get a massage.

The thing is, if he makes it out of this without any truly horrendous results (unlikely) we will have to listen to years of “I was, frankly, the greatest president ever. That’s what they tell me...” Our only hope of avoiding that fate is him in a prison jumpsuit or total global destruction. Small prices to pay, sure,…