Oh god it’s like a chorus of yowling cats. I have a strange fascination with these shows, and I dare say the Potomac incarnation will make it to the UK eventually, but my limited US geography knowledge has me picturing a group of women trying to drown each other in a river flowing through Washington DC.

When I told my sis about my ‘complex feelings’ for Fox Robin Hood she did not share them. It was awkward. I'm so glad I'm not alone in this!

Maybe we have different deer in Scotland but a few years back my now-husband and I hit a deer and it took the whole roof off the car. Silver linings were that it destroyed his car, which I hated, and that he was so scared of losing me that it made him realise he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. I was…