If Jack Bauer is nominated, Jack Bauer wins… Or at least that's how it should be.

You can almost see the "now they'll pay as much attention to me as they do rest of my family" oozing out of his pores. I'm guessing that's a side effect of his/her particular procedure.

I, for one, want another Jack Sawyer story (and yes, even though he does represent the magical negro, I enjoyed Speedy Parker's character, too).

Nice to see David Mack still getting work, even if it is only cover art. Hell, maybe he can become another Alex Ross…

I can definitely feel that "playing it right" vibe. Usually, I start these tent pole open world games a little while after they've come out, and inevitably, you'll read some reddit thread about how people are pulling off these awesome feats in the very same game you're grinding through. Then you wonder if you're doing…

Eh, they've made plenty of R-rated toys, especially those related to horror movies. Granted, it's usually the manboys (and not the families) who are buying them, but they are out there.

I finally saw it last night, and my goodness. I feel like my eyes came. It was utter bliss for me as a movie goer.

Maybe it would've helped if they brought back JoBeth's amazing legs.

Wondering if they're gonna that inter-dimensional thing where the zombies are coming through some kind of portal…

You mean, it's not better than what Spielberg and Hooper created? That's absolutely shocking. Truly.

That looks pretty awesome.

Still couldn't make a hi-def version of the Enemy Territory multiplayer, ay? So sad.

Alien Overlord's assistant, the next morning: "Well, it looks like he thoroughly rejected that one too. Maybe we should try the opposite sex."

Shouldn't the smash cut be of Hawkeye fixing the kitchen floor?

Thanks. Your confirmation is much appreciated.

I enjoyed the 2014 Shang Chi/Master run, but it doesn't look like this has anything to do with that story. Sounds just like Marvel Comics to me.

Half-Life 3.

This is the one time I'm not going to let the hype scare me. Bring this glorious-looking thing on.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Fuck you, ABC.

About the only thing that could ruin this would be these four words: "rated PG-13"