Ooooooo, I’m going to mess around and lose my job trying to keep up with the updates. This is WAY better than I expected. Don’t these clowns know that lying to federal officials is, shall I say, “frowned upon”? Ooooooo, I so want someone from the inner circle (He goin to Jared!) to surrender as well. The only downside…

Im firmly convinced this is satire by some bored college students

I’m not worried about his shot. I’m not even worried that he plays like a late-career Andre Miller. I’m worried that he seems to have the athleticism of a late-career Andre Miller and he doesn’t turn 20 until tomorrow*.

they didn’t intend on killing someone.

Might be a good place for a reminder that Beverley played all those years in Russia (which is just a delightful place to be for a dark-skinned black man), waiting to get onto the back end of an NBA roster. If there’s a more starkly contrasting player to Ball in the NBA, I’d love to know.

This is great news. Precisely the story to make me smile on this dreary Monday.

This is a nice precedent, especially for the folks coming out of lower tiered schools. I’ve known a few folks who’ve had to sweat out the bar admission process for past minor offenses or drug offenses, but this is pretty huge.

That comment was a real journey.

I still remember in middle school 20 years ago when the girl I liked told me she liked me over AIM. I wound up going to college with her and marrying her. Now I’m divorced.

Kenyon Martin, the African-American former basketball player, has Chinese tattoos all over his body.

You have no idea how painful it is, as a Bulls fan, to find myself rooting for LeBron the past couple years. Dude genuinely is on the side of the angels, and that’s scary.

That’s not even remotely close to the same thing.

Another InfoSec professional here; this person is correct, this is very bad advice. There are multiple steps that can be taken short of disabling a very useful security feature. For example, many people have more than one credit/debit/payment cards, and one of the easiest things to do for iCloud/iTunes/anything Apple…

Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.

You know, this is getting a little tiresome...

Considering “find my phone” is used in my household on an almost daily basis I’m going to have to risk it.

check out my video of me reacting to your comment

Alternatively “I like all kinds of music.”

Nah, nigga you don’t. Just say Tom Petty and stop soft shoeing around the subject.

Trust me dude, all this stuff leaked a year ago and NO ONE liked what they heard. I was in denial the leaks were true for the longest time but more and more they got confirmed. It is basically bad fan fiction at this point, but at the end of the day no one cares cause of the action, the special effects, and the fact…

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.