If I go off birth control, my uterus tries to kill me. Funny how hard that is for people to believe, then on top of it I take Depo shots to control that shit. Not so I can go have all the sex.

Me: Mercy main

I bought the base game and forgot to detach my PayPal. They charged up $600 and associated a PSN account (I didn’t have one at the time). It took me complaining on their forums then pm’ing a moderator to get action. I did receive refunds for all the charges. I was pissed to see that 2fa wasn’t available yet when I was…

Samoas and Lemonades.

It reminds me of the year I was conscripted into the homecoming court because they needed 4 girls and we had exactly 4 girls in the senior class. In 36 degree weather, all of us girls had to wear our prom dresses with no coverings. While riding in convertibles in a dumb parade. Next to the nicely bundled up guys. Mine…

So sad that nobody mentions the Beka Cooper series! The build up to she and Dale hitting the sack in book 2 was amazing. I was fully adult when the series came out but that was pretty damn hot.

If you don’t want to worry about swapping, be a Mercy main! Never asked to switch. EVER.

I like to be an informed patient, I research every medical issue and medication. But I sure as hell don’t give my doctor orders because I’m not the one with the degree. Sure, you know what is the usual for your body and what’s not, but perhaps an objective, qualified third party is the better one to decide a course of…

My bff is a Junkrat main and she’s currently enjoying mining people in the face then going “What nerf!?” in match chat. It’s hilarious, especially because of all the people who have been whining about how they can’t wait for the Junkrat nerf.

Around here it’s chili suppers. Buuut the Stonemasons have noodle dinners (beef with noodles, chicken with noodles, goes over mashed potatoes), which are far superior.

If they annoy you, there are plenty of ways to kill them. Portal 2 co-op is awesome for those types of friends that really enjoy fucking with each other.

I don’t usually react to the shot but I felt pretty wiped out for a couple days after.

The TDaP booster I got in high school left me with a huge, painful, raised welt (sterile abscess). Still get it on time, every time.

PUPPY!!! (Don’t care how big they are. All dogs are puppies.) Also Marzipan looks particularly majestic in the first picture.

I always have the best luck against Junkrat with Pharah, as long as I don’t get within throwing range of his mine. Mei can work if you’re good at strafing and stay at the very edge of the freeze gun’s range. Tracer usually ends up blinking into a grenade or stuck in the trap. Hell, Tracers like to blink into icicles.…

I once had a surgeon poke around a 3" deep non-healing/reoccurring abscess on my abdomen and go “Oh you’re overweight, that’s going to happen” and do nothing. So maybe it’s something similar to that.

I didn’t get seen about a 3 week bout of bronchitis until I developed a very painful double ear infection on top of it. I ended up on two different antibiotics and steroids...then I finally realized the gravity of the situation lol. Some people minimize things or don’t consider it a problem until it’s REALLY a…

I’ve had a stressful week so it’s Slime Rancher for me.

You know you spend too much time with Final Fantasy when you go “It’s Malboro, not Marlboro!” Then remember that no, it’s actually Marlboro.

And when it’s an overweight/obese woman, they expect us to give in and be grateful for the attention.