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It vaguely resembles a Hebrew phrase meaning “a shortening of the path”.

Like when you realize Michael Shannon was in “Groundhog Day”? Or Tom Hardy in “Blackhawk Down”? Or Daniel Craig in “Munich”? Or Tom Hardy in “Stark Trek: Nemesis”? 

Aka - “Hey, it’s that guy!”

Fun fact:the ball also travels the exact same distance for any shot (assuming it hits a wall first, not straight in) 

Of course, how could I have missed that...

Sneaking away under cover of broad daylight in the biggest car in San Fernando Valley...”

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But they’re still keeping the acts depicting smoking, drinking, gambling and death, right? Cool, cool.

Missed it by that much! 

When do I use my Wicky Wango card? And is there a hopping bonus? 

You had to be there.

Or tearing clothing? 

[watching their car get rolled down the street by firefighters after parking in front of a hydrant]: “You can shoot us now.”

Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins

How is bombing New York the proper retaliation for bombing Moscow, and not Washington, D.C? The president is willing to sacrifice his wife, but not himself?

Can't say he was terribly likeable in that Scream movie where he played serial killer, but that's on me. 

Grapes of Wrath is absolute torture for the average teenager.

I heard that name was too suggestive, so they're changing it to Urectum. 

WRONG !!!

This sounds like a job for <i>Duckman</i>