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Well, I'm not blaming the seven year old for acting like a kid—I'm blaming Sarah Palin for pooh-poohing the idea that it really is NOT cool to stand on a dog, even if you are a kid.

Why is this news? It isn't, unless you're a conservative media outlet or website columnist grasping at more straws than a herd of cats in a plastics factory that noticed that Obama's approval ratings are up and that the House Republicans have fumbled on the handling of the Scalise scandal.

Ugh, the Grapefruit and Egg diet. For some reason, grapefruit is supposed to suppress your appetite if you eat it regularly.

Since it doesn't look like anyone else has posted this:

1. Bell will get better.

"Fuckface" is my go-to gender-free insult of the day. Use as needed (and it sure as hell is needed in this case!)

Paris is out on bond, currently under house arrest

I'm not a creep by the way.

he would get mad at me and make it seem like it was all my fault when I didn't feel comfortable being physical with him when his parents slept next door. He also yelled at me that I don't know anything and he was so frustrated after I lost my virginity to him because it hurt and we didn't get far. Do you think that

I run a very weird tumblr, which was the primary purpose of this

That. Is. Sheer. Brilliance!

And on that note...

I looked for where to do that the last time I ordered something from Amazon and didn't find a link. I really wish more websites would make that option easily available, as I would jump on it.

Yeah, well, safe delivery of a package shouldn't require the sender to specify that the delivery company should not cut corners and have its workers dump off the goods without the slightest concern about whether they were received by the intended party FFS...

most are stolen, not lost

While I can't say I've never had a bad experience with USPS, on balance they've been better than FedEx (which once delivered a package I was expecting to an address that didn't even exist—the headache from that one sucked) or UPS (which once claimed that they attempted to deliver a package to my workplace but "the

UGH, FedEx...the stories I have about those jerks. I'll limit myself to two, neither one of which took place over the holidays (so they don't have that as an excuse):