My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

That breaks my heart. Kids reading about a parent’s eating disorder in a tabloid mag... like for some reason, in my mind, drugs are one thing. Eating disorders and rumors of cutting are on a different level - it’s not fun gossip, it’s just genuinely sad. Drugs around your kids, yes, you’re a jackass. Having an ED or a…

Oh my god, YES.

Please let this happen.

Jennifer Aniston needs to get W magazine on the line for a family-themed photo shoot with Justin and her dogs pronto.

NOPE. This is the genuine celebrity gossip I was raised on before Real Housewives, Teen Moms and their ilk diluted stuff.

Somewhere a childless (by choice or not, ain’t nobodies busniess) Jen Aniston sleeps till 9:30, gets a massage and is enjoying a HOT coffee in her 2 million thread bathrobe from the GOOP site when she glances down to her iPhone 7 to a text from her BFF Courtney filing her in on the details. Jen calls to the help to…

Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

Again, people’s constitutional rights are on the line. Free speech is on the line. Mass deportations are being threatened, and there has been a sharp spike in violence against Muslims and transgender persons. “Sending a message to the democratic establishment” by potentially helping a Trump victory is going to cause…

Bullshit. Numbers before a single Bernie is a commie ad were run do not count. End of story.

Until they mentioned the word “socialist.” The worst thing to be in the US is a socialist. I don’t like it, but it’s true. And Sanders had very little oppo on him yet. The GOP was wishing for Sanders.

you would waste precious brain cycles on hiddleswift when this is happening (or not)?

We should probably re-visit this every week with updated images, just to make sure we’ve got a good handle on the situation.

Tim...

Hi Tim,

I was amazed that newly-postpartum Chelsea stayed so composed.

I’ve never been pregnant and...yeah. Totally crying face.

I still don’t think GWB was really evil. Just incredibly, unbearably clueless and a perfect puppet for Darth Cheney.

NO ONE TELL THEM IT WASN’T A REAL BABY