When it comes to the great debate between Alien and Aliens, I'm firmly in camp Alien. It's not that I don't mostly enjoy James Cameron's 1986 sequel (mostly), it's just that it's not in the same league as Ridley Scott's 1979 original. Others have argued the point more effectively than I will here, so I'll just say…

It's by Joe Haldeman, not Scalzi.

Yes, the best moment is always that "It's alive, It's Alive, IT'S ALIVE!" moment.

I think someone typoed "viable console"...

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I named mine German Shepard...

So I guess Magic: The Gathering really is...

The advantages of Imaginary Lovers have been known since 1978...

Someone has done the math on laser pointers and the moon. You just need more power.

I'll add Subject B

Is it just me, or does this look like an xkcd sketch?

I'm guessing the solar system. First big dot is the Sun, then Mercury, Venus, Earth and so on. The sizes are representative enough.