Why would we need to call you to tell you stuff you already know?

I don't know. But we're talking about the people whining that "this baby does not look like the exact mixture of a white and Pakistani person that I would totally know all about" that has occurred.

That is definitely not what you said. Are you fucking Trumping me, bro?

Could it possibly be dumber than "I know a bunch of mixed race babies and none of them are as dark as this kid - I hope someone got fired for this blunder"?

The words, "I'm frying a potato dumpling - what's the worst that could happen?" were certainly uttered at least once.

And that Rip Torn gave interviews.

"Who together have killed far fewer civilians than the Israeli regime over the years."

"It’s unclear why after Baghetti Sr. threatened to go “full Italian” on Erlich in “The Uptick” the Silicon Valley team elected to hire an actor of Irish descent (Patrick O’Connor) to play Big Head’s father."

Where is this Larry David shit-talking?

I remember the 20 or so minutes of it I was able to stand. And then the two hours of resentment I underwent afterwards, reflecting that a film with a cast that good, could have agreed to a script that bad.

They had almost exactly the same team this season and came this close to being relegated. QED.

I have no interest in seeing average looking people in my Hollywood movies. I can see average people on the street.

Mary was a Scots-speaking Scot who spent her entire childhood in France. And her relationship with Elizabeth spans decades.

Drink every time a character says "family".

Who said: "What the fuck is Shadowhunters?"

Save it for Facebook, sport.

Game of Thrones has got a lot to answer for. How many more TV series based on shitty fantasy series are we going to have to suffer through now?

I don't know what exactly the Times was correcting - the Pats own spokesminion said that nearly 50 players attended for Obama and 34 did yesterday. So what exactly are they wrong about?

My reaction when a writer on Broad City and New Girl slates someone for affecting black speech patterns.

…you forgot to include what your point was there.