As another more or less objective European (though not for long), I think it's even more clear that this pointless healthcare hassle wasn't intended to divert attention from anything: Trump and Republicans are just that stupid.

No. The prerequisite for authenticity is permanent, uncompromising dedication to being yourself.

I don't care what anyone says: I LIKED the rat.

"Now there is the argument that The Major is not in her original body and her current body was not designed to look Japanese…"

I had to laugh after all the shit I heard about it being The Worst TV Series of All Time… and it's basically just kind of average. Certainly no dumber than your average episode of Thor or Dr Strange.

Your "Kesha's lawyers and managers were all under duress when they read and signed that contract" theory is intriguing.

As a person I hope she gets through this and can carry on with her life and career.

They don't have to look like each other individually. The point is that a) you should be taking them in aggregate, and b) They exist.

It's good to know that you, a full grown adult, thinks there MIGHT be things about this ongoing litigation, whose details are necessarily kept almost entirely confidential, that you haven't been made privy to by a 24 year old with an English degree writing on a pop culture/TV review website.

Jesus Christ, if you're going to eulogise someone can you at least get their name corr—oh.

This guy is going to get bullied his entire life.

WHITE ASS MOMMA

"Well Hulk's been drawn and written by plenty of great people over the years."

This is great art and exactly my jam stylistically.

The fact we're still using Disqus is proof that this God is just as capricious and malevolent as we suspected Him of being before.

Can we get an easy to parse list of "Frivolous Things That Cost More Than The NEA Budget"?

Why are they even bothering? Donald Trump doesn't read - he just gets globules of propaganda jizzed into his face by whatever low rent cable news show he watches while beating down the feeling in the back of his mind that he has no friends or inner life.

Anyone can play anyone. That's what acting is.

He got lucky.

Oh, the tax records that got leaked about 5 months ago?