…no, but seriously: Who are these people paying for porn? Is that part of their whole thing? Is it a fetish?

I hadn't played MGS3 or 4, so I was resigned to just not playing 5. But then I thought "Fuck it" and… it's sooooo good! And yes, you can probably guess which part the oooo's refer to. It's Fulton.

It's episode one ffs!

Come on, like the first episode of the old 24 was that great. Or the last few seasons for that matter.

They're called seasons. That just means they'll be back in 9 months.

Why is this a lego movie though?

Find me one person here who was able to get your simple concepts of "This company are assholes for donating 100% of the money they earned on Friday, because they should have donated [scene missing] amount instead" and "It would have been more effective for Bandcamp to donate $100,000 to the ACLU rather than donating…

You know what will be really rewarding? When you force your child to go HAM on the piano for two hours a day.

"No, it wasn't THEIR money, until donors gave it to them."

"…sends a very different message than the one you seem to have gotten."

Yes, with the light show, firework flag display and its appending to God Bless America - that interpretation was made crystal clear.

"I'm not talking about their money. I'm talking about the donor's money."

This was so Godawful I had to switch off two songs in. Leaving aside how obnoxious any "America is great guys!" sentiments are these days - watching this was like those times as a kid when your gran got you a bargain basement knock off of something they supposed you like…

"I understand exactly how it works."

I'm honestly breathtaken by the startling level of brainlessness you've exhibited here. It's not enough that you couldn't be bothered to read the article to understand the nature of this scheme, or look up Bandcamp to find out exactly what it is, or that literally all you're doing is peddling the kind of…

I eagerly await your marketing masterclass on how to draw attention to a charity drive without telling any people about it - so some fuckface on the internet can't decide that the money you raised wasn't in fact to raise the money, but "for publicity".

You mean "Six".

Company: "We will donate n% of the money YOU give us to xConcern."

Now "The AV Club has the worst message board system on the internet" is technically true, where once it was just hyperbole.

It took me about two minutes to work out that the joke in the final scene is that they have no idea Bruce Wayne is Batman.