Midsomer has a higher murder rate than Chicago.

I can confirm that you won't be prosecuted for murder if you can prove you ended the life with an ice cold James Bond one-liner.

How many shirts do you own?

Meh. I'm an Adidas guy.

I've gone back to my old "fast forward through Roman Reigns segments" policy. I start watching when Rusev turns up, the quickly skip when Roman wins.

I teared up because it means another six weeks of awkward Sasha Banks promos.

What the FUCK are they doing?! T-1000 Emma was incredible! Who… who even are these people writing this shit?!

…quiet… quiet… quiet… quieeeet… quiiiieeett… QUIET!

I marked out for "Shut up, Ashton!"

Not being funny, but The Jeri-KO/New Day segment was more entertaining than every minute of Smackdown yet broadcast. You better recognise.

Oh, Arthur was supposed to be an aardvark.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

"The problem with the ending is NOT that the mother was dead."

You've really got a lot of balls decrying the BSG finale as one of the all-time failures while admitting to enjoying the finale - or indeed, any part of the last season - of Lost. And I like balls.

Is "Fans are dumb and thought the show was called How Your Mother Is Alive" a good reason?

Sci-fi fans were very upset to learn that in the end, God Did It, even though in the first episode and on multiple occasions throughout, various characters - and the plot itself - had been positing that God Is Doing This.

At the very least, I thought the shootout in ep4 (I think) was better than the one-shot setpiece from the previous season.

These people just don't fucking learn, do they?

Jesus Christ, how many more times are the networks going to fuck Shawn Ryan before he gets it? ONLY MAKE CABLE SHOWS, SHAWN.

It's probably more that all the fantasy/horror tropes have been exhausted over the last few years. Zombies, vampires, all played out. It's time travel's time to shine again!