The list is too long, my friend. The list is too long.

You definitely suck at being friendly, but I like your dance moves!

Same with regards to the FPS comment.

-Pretending that I like myself
-Watching classic television
-Information searching
-Computer troubleshooting
-Being the best fucking friend you could ask for
-Eating shitty
-Listening (this is not the same as "hearing," since I'm awful at that, what with hearing aids and all)
-Celebrating Christmas
-Giving relationship…

It's subverted in Skyfall for sure, but also it isn't? Because that film's opening is also the most exciting part of that film for me.

Sorry, grammar POLICE.

People saying that "You're the Worst is the only show dealing with depression" must only be watching You're the Worst. And are also definitely not watching The Leftovers… or as I call it: Depression: The Musical!.

But the movie is good trash, and this will be stupid trash. :(

Annnnnnnnd, I can't find a list for last year's lineup… Whoops.

Items covered in the past (2013):
-Extras Christmas Special
-Arthur Christmas
-Raymond Briggs' "The Snowman"
-American Dad: "Rapture's Delight"
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Amends"
-Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (the animated special)
-Futurama: "Xmas Story"
-Scrooged
-The Little Mole at Christmas
-Batman Returns
-Black…

And of course, reply with the item you have in mind, if you already know that.

It's that time of year again, boys and girls. It's time to start thinking about the 3rd annual CZ Advent Calendar this December. I'm curious if people are still interested in writing something for it this year, so I'll copy/paste the directions from the first year here for newcomers:

That's all I was hoping, good to know. I'm digging what I'm seeing so far. Just waiting for it to… have a bit more fun with itself. Which it sounds like it will.

Awwwwwwww yeah. I feel like I can deal with the "worst" part of it, because I have a weird '90s media fetish. And this is so '90s… until it wasn't. That's a weird thing to admit out loud, but I'm a kinky guy, what can i say?

I have sadly started my long and treacherous trek through the entire show. I did skip to "Ice" to see if I would like the show (spoiler: I do), but I went back to the beginning and I'm now on episode 4 of season one. I look forward to a journey of fun highs, and awful lows.

I will have to bow out of this, for any team I'd land on would be greatly at an advantage against the other. Tis just not fair to the inevitable losers facing my comrades and I.

Everything I know about Canadian politics comes from The Newsroom.

Thank you, Narrator. I'm planning to watch Solaris (Soderbergh) for the first time this weekend. In your honor. (I've already seen the Tarkovsky, to be clear.)

Only if you'll cut it for me. ;-)

Thank you, Alex! Though that second part is laughable.