That definitely would have been pretty great, to be honest.

This past week I've finished Taxi season 2 (B+/A-) and I inexplicably (but not regrettably) re-watched Weeds S1. Which I would probably give an A, because man that show got off to a great start. Forgot how good the show was before it drove off a cliff.

Also, not to nitpick, but Tobias clearly wasn't paying attention because the ending does not say that he gets to go to the college he wanted to. He got horrible grades and therefore could not do his early admission, to which unbeknownst to him, Rachel wrote the school a letter explaining what he was dealing with the…

Yeah, I'll take Me and Earl and the Dying Girl's ending over The Fault in our Stars (which cheaply kills off the one character that was established as "safe," when it was pretending that the main character was going to be the one that died, and oh my god fuck that movie for trivializing the whole thing to a…

No, remember. I even DM'd you while I was watching it saying that that movie was like "written by somebody who's never had a medical illness for people have never had a medical illness." It's the most inauthentic piece of shit ever.

Nothing about The Fault in Our Stars is earnest. It's the most perfect love story (with a laughably tragic twist) amongst a cancer drama. One could literally walk away from that film and envy the main character, which is fucked up.

Everything Tobias mentions here is technically true, but he also is expecting a lot from a simple coming of age film. Was the film really supposed to comment on class and race differences amidst a cancer dramedy? This is in no way a great film, but Scott's looking for something that he should know he'll never find.…

This is a review that calls The Fault in our Stars "more honest and moving," so that tells you everything you need to know about Scott Tobias.

Dammit, you guys. Who didn't lock the door?

Yeah, when is Jack going to get released on blu-ray, anyway?

I need to get around to watching that already. Looks delicious.

Sup?

Hi.

You son of a bitch.

I should probably re-watch that film. I watched that at Snowwy's for the first time earlier this year, but I was drunk so I was bored.

She's pretty hot, it's true.

This is where I get off the Mad Max: Fury Road train (not that I was ever firmly riding it to begin with):

Your mother and I need to talk to you about something very serious… we're getting a d—oggie!

Go to sleep!

I think that's the flaw that makes me find her most unlikable (and where her most childish nature comes out) in that, while her background and upbringing informs the decision she makes, it's also *her* that seems to resent her parents for who they are, and not the other way around. In some ways, her parents are much…