I was all on board with a sequel until this article confirmed that Keanu would be back. I loved him in the first one, but his story is over, and I was really hoping this would be some kind of spin-off set in the same universe, featuring Ian McShane and Lance Reddick and the hotel.

Uhhh, duh. The show is based on a whole SERIES of books! Lol. Idiot.

Yeah, and you "accidentally" clicked "Replay Video" a dozen times, SBT.

Agreed. This was my favorite scene:

I accidentally (read: impulsively and I don't give a fuck!) ordered the complete series of Maude and Hill Street Blues. It's gonna be a good summer. Expect gushing posts about both very soon.

You son of a bitch.

Of the 202 films you have seen this year, which three would you recommend to me the most? (I checked and I have not seen a single one of them.)

Me and the other hosts went to one of those restaurant-theaters last night and enjoyed some beers, watched Age of Ultron, and recorded a spoiler-filled conversation immediately afterwards. Here is that conversation:

For sure. It reminded me of Barney Miller (which, if you've read any of my posts, then you'd know I mean that in the highest of praises, haha), in how that show would feel serialized in a very subtle way. Not beholden to anything, but it could always bring back characters in a way that felt meaningful. No obligation,…

Also! I watched "The Lighter Side of Angela Matusa" and wow. It's not one of the best episodes of Taxi or anything, but whether by design or happenstance, having a followup to Alex's awkward blind date episode was quite a fascinating watch. Particularly the first half when Alex is understandably uncomfortable by the…

I don't need to seek our all the seasons of Diff'rent Strokes, because I (no joke) have probably seen every episode while I was watching it every morning before elementary school. They played the reruns then, and I loved it.

Ain't this always the way it goes: just as I started to get really into a classic sitcom, I stumble upon the motivation to try another. In this case, I randomly watched an episode of Maude while I'm supposed to be watching Taxi, and I'm already in love with the former. Might have to put Taxi on hold now. Long live…

Oh SBT! Didn't you see the film? Women can become Kingsmen too! And they can even win and be chosen for the job recruitment test they all had to go through. I mean, did a man then inexplicably take over from there and send her into space to essentially just float around a satellite while he got to actually kick ass,…

Obviously that commenter has never heard of the greatest movie ever: Showgirls.

There will be a sequel to Kingsman: The Secret Service, presumably called: Kingsman: Return of the Anally Penetrated Princess.

In the interest of equality, can we at least get an all-male remake of Charlie's Angels?

But SBT, this is a man's world. Females are just living in it. Or getting spun-off into smaller, less-equal worlds.

It's not that I'm missing the joke, it's that I laughed at the fact that they are even giving time and effort to the joke. It just feels beneath the show I watch from week to week. I thought this stuff would have died down by now, but apparently it's still a thing? It's just not funny to me, or even rational at this…

Inconsequential is kind of the point, though. If you have such a visually gorgeous show, the art form of posters should be a no-brainer when it comes to aiming for something a little more artistic than: "Watch Will Graham and Hannibal kiss."

Which was about a thousand miles further than I wanted to go with it.