Yeah, I don't see how the cinematography is a draw here. I'd maybe see it just for the sheer trash that it is, since I've been on a trashy bender lately. But nothing about that trailer screams like any work was put into it.

Jupiter Ascending: C+

That's awful, and I say that as somebody who unabashedly loves the Saw franchise. But it's funny because the first three are the only ones of any value.

"Fatty fell down" jokes are not really a product of Meliss McCarthy movies or their trailers. That's kind of a gross oversimplification of an admittedly tiresome comedy style.

I still have two to three more movies to watch, Randy! Gosh!

There really should be more writings and summaries of commentaries out there, for those of us that are horrible people and too lazy to watch them.

I don't think I've listened to Se7en's, actually. I should do that.

Commentaries can be some of the most entertaining and informative mediums to discuss films. Some of the greatest directors (David Fincher, for instance) are somehow even better at talking about their films than they are at making them. This is why I'm starting a new recurring feature:

You were being mean to me earlier, so this is my cold cup of revenge.

No one cares.

Exactly. I really do wish more films would experiment with structure like Bird People (which isn't even that experimental). Josh Charles' story was the more compelling section for me, but mostly because i would have watched him be anxious in that hotel for another hour. There's something refreshing about the…

Hey! I really liked it. I don't know that I have any clear thoughts other than I found it to be equal parts delightful and calming.

I saw that people were ranking all the films they watched in January, so I suppose I will do that now too:

She really grew on me in season two. The intervention scene was such a great culmination of the entire season.

You guys can have your Superbowl. I just finished The O.C.'s Season 2 and that finale is the real winner tonight.

Run away with me.

You know what that means! I shall bring it next time! (Kidding. We got more important shit to watch.)

Hey glazo,

I miss all the good assholes around here. :(

Big Block of Cheese Day is back, West Wing fans!