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*plays the closing theme of The Newsroom on the clarinet*

Thanks, SBT. You're easily my second favorite Torontonian. Right after Semi-erected.

Wild Things is indeed fucking great, you guys. The best part is the end credits (which I don't mean as an insult), because it's hilarious that they saved all the exposition for the credits.

Who are you? The SHAME POLICE?!

Hmmmm…

"Get off my plane."

WAIT. I'VE SEEN FACE/OFF, WHICH I LOVE.

Oh boy…

The shoot out at the beginning was so nicely staged. I could tell exactly where everybody was, who was doing the shooting, and why the events were unfolding the way they were, and it was competently edited to create tension and suspense.

I watched Air Force One today for the first time in probably a decade. It's very dumb, but much more competently made than a lot of action thrillers today.

I didn't know Bill Murray was in it…
I saw the blu-ray today for 5$ (when I picked up Cruel Intentions) so now I think I might go back tomorrow. Thanks a lot, SBT.

Although, I can't imagine Wild Things is as overtly funny as this film, which can be so tongue in cheek. The scene where Ryan Phillipe shoves Selmar Blair out of his bed is a wonderful touch of physical comedy amidst a very self-serious melodrama.

I haven't seen Wild Things actually, aside from a few scenes coughs loudly, but I imagine that this is the teenybopper version of Wild Things (which I don't mean as an insult).

I think I vastly underestimated Cruel Intentions the first time I watched it.

Oh hi there.

Gone Girl? more like HATES WOMEN, amirite?