Psh, The Shield.
Get with the program.

We're all semi-bored torontonians!

Dollhouse

Barnes and Noble's 50% off Criterion sale starts July 1st, and goes to the end of the month.

Mine was funnier…
:-(

You saw The Nutcracker last night?!

Everybody wants a drop of my honey.

You did. Sbt did. I did.

I always wondered why SBT was always extra horny on Fridays. I just figured she was always excited for the weekend!

You're feisty when you're hungover.

We need to talk about some private messages you sent me last night…

Hey SBT!

Niles is not an asshole. I could never get the two of you confused. His majestic and beautiful disposition stands out from your icy cold and disgusting tone of contempt for the world. You heathen.

Oh please, young one. I taught you everything you know.

Veronica Mars had its moments, and its fits nicely in the body of the work of the television show. But it is not a good film. There's a difference, really. As an overlong episode of the series, it's fine (though, somewhat forgettable). The biggest flaw of it, is how it illuminated how much better the sequels would be,…

And we all know that my opinion trumps everybody else's.

I've now seen 20 films released in 2014. Not a very good year in film aside from a few standouts (my top 3). Let's hope it improves.

*wipes SBT up off the floor*

Oh god. That looks horrible. Does that really give you a notification for every upvote one receives? Because for somebody as amazingly well-liked and verbose as myself, that would get really tiresome to wade through all those notifications.

You're doing God's work, son.