I only remember hearing Janine's voice. Oh well. Not a bad voice to get stuck in your head.

'90s Film Bracket Round 4 Results

When have I ever heard your voice? And how did I forget such an angelic tone?

Wait, are you continuing my joke that I've heard you scream, or are you genuinely refuting the idea that I haven't heard your voice? Because I wasn't around for the Vocaroo-palooza.

I haven't either.

"People who use their old age to bully others are fucking awful."

Degrassi.

Elaborate.

This is very close to how a certain Canadian sitcom ends…

Mrs. Peacock was a man?!

See below! ;-)

Jesus Christ…

Apple Juice floods are from Fantastic Mr. Fox. GET WITH THE WES ANDERSON PROGRAM, NARWHAL.

Embarrassing story? In fifth grade, they separated the boys and the girls for a day to teach us all about sex, puberty, and so much more (taxes). In a classroom of all of my male peers, our teacher started talking about common changes with puberty, and mentioned the concept of "growth spurts." For some reason, my…

BUT YOU'RE ALIVE!

*sighs*
Nevermind.

I'll get you started if I want to get you started.

But… but… they go through puberty! The signposts are there!

Bottom two high five!

The Half Blood Prince could have been so much better. The problems don't even lie in the source material, but in how the film messily conveys the text. Not to mention, it's so fucking dark, color-wise. I can't see shit in some of the most important scenes.