As a non-Simpsons fan (just hear me out), even I love the ending to "Lisa's Substitute."

Poor, poor, pitiful you.

I'll name a few shows that doesn't get mentioned enough:

I'm bored at work, working 9 to 5 (shut up, Dolly Parton!). Question time:

Ugh. The exclusivity of the sampling disgusts me.

I'm really sorry, you guys. I'll show myself out. It's been fun.

Urination.

I feel like a million bucks right now.

What the MPAA rating is.

Disappointed. But not because of Scarlet. Of that, I was thrilled.

Who director is.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

If there are boobs in it.

This is weirdly specific…

It was Ryan, Greg, Chip, and Jeff.

YOU GUYS NEVER INVITE ME TO YOUR SECRET SHIT!

It's sad to admit that I haven't seen any of those films. I should do that soon.

Yeah, for every joke I'm remembering that makes me chuckle ("We ain't found shit!"), I'm remembering others that… don't (the jam?).

What do people think about Spaceballs? I have not seen it since I was a child. Naturally, I loved it then, but even though it's Mel Brooks, I find myself wondering if it holds up…

Season 7 is obviously masterful, but I think it could have benefited from the shortened episode count (like season 5, not like the abridged season 6, which is sadly clunky, despite having amazing moments). I won't deny that season 7 has the best streak of the entire series (episode 8-13), but for me, nothing tops the…