afflictionbeast
AfflictionBeast
afflictionbeast

I randomly got assigned against a team of my co-workers while solo queueing in Overwatch quick play. I mean... What are the odds.

Sad excuses for human beings. Only way this game will succeed when it launches is if it starts hardware banning people.

The comedy of it all is claiming that the 25-year exemption for emissions and safety regulations is to keep unsafe, “dirty” cars out.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

The overwatch loot boxes are available for the console versions too

The overwatch loot boxes are available for the console versions too

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

How does someone name their child Reality Winner?

Great. Another golf war.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

When practicing for the RNC, I lined my kids up on the couch and made them listen to me countless times!

Honestly this is probably the scariest thing about government. The disconnect between the people who create regulations and those who create technology might as well be centuries apart. Frankly, I don’t any suggestions or anything. I’m just flabbergasted at the general level of imcoptencey of our lawmakers.

She has a self driving car. She doesnt know the drivers name and assumes he comes with the car.

I mean, it’s a link to the Kinja site that more typically covers issues in comic books. So are you just jerking yourself off, or were you actually curious?

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world

The $20 Jump Starter is showing up at checkout as $26 for me. I used the code. Anyone else having this issue?

The $20 Jump Starter is showing up at checkout as $26 for me. I used the code. Anyone else having this issue?

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

Identity theft. Just part of the circle of life.

((Blames the Democrats))