*gulp gulp gulp* 'I'll take theirs! I could drink a gallon of this stuff. Burns the crap out of my tongue, but I love it!'
'Teddy's dead, he's friggin' dead!'

I love how shit like that always happens to Bob and he's just like 'Yep, thanks.'

He was rolling in clock money

"Less enemies for us!"

No idea what the Kree lava lamp is or does. It's supposed to wipe out the Inhuman 'mistake' somehow. Maybe it fires up and emits a cool energy wave once all those holes are filled with terrigen crystals in a classic video game fetch quest.

You hhmidwestern floozeehhh!

I'm just now realising that Chang and Bob Fossil would be best friends forever

It was so people would think he was in his office working. And probably also to mask the sound of three tons of bricks and concrete sliding around.

This is why you should immediately stop watching anything when the previews starts. They exist to rope people into watching the next episode, ie 'showing all the good bits'.

She's not a wuss, she's a hoodlum!

That would have been great. 'I'm not going to make it! Aaaaaahhh - Oh.' And she's just standing there on the drawing in an awkward crouching pose.

Jon Benjamin is now on two animated shows where his love interest has huge hands

Five guys with spears can't take on ten guys with daggers in a confined space. Doesn't matter how good of a fighter you are if you're suddenly getting your throat cut from behind in an alley.

Bronn rowing the boat: 'I wouldn't mind a hand…'.
Jaime chilling in the boat: 'Neither would I'.

That would have been the way to go if there were more of them, but their squads were way too small. If they could put their backs against a dead end alley and go into phalanx they'd win easily, but five guys surrounded in close quarters with spears are going to get wrecked by ten guys with daggers every time.

I really do dislike Melisandre. I hope she fumbles one day whilst lighting a candle and catches on fire and burns to death ironically. Then Stannis can be advised by Onion Knight and the Princess and Westeros can live happily ever after. Also his wife catches on fire too.

Are you and mother not getting along?!

Can't wait for her to be whistling down the halls of Dyad

Yeah those two kids they apparently have are always messing up the place

Her plans clearly include getting ahold of a submachine gun and firing it wildly with one hand like a gangster