Mayor Nenshi is a BAMF. He rules.

You know, there aren’t just Republicans running for president.

All of this.

My options include:

I was thinking they’ve paid full price for shake a lot of times.

As someone who has never smoked anything and is not a doctor/scientist, I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate.

I consider myself pretty anal retentive, but just put in a “t” where you think it is missing, and I promise everything will be ok.

Sad that none of the other boys stepped in to help. It’s almost as if they were waiting for their cue.

Seriously. Basically he’s saying “I’m going to stray into Iranian waters and start a shooting war because I’m a know-nothing ass-hat psychopath Obama-hating right winger. And I hate Obama.”

If you have such a pride problem that you would get yourself and your crewmates killed along with likely starting a war, you definitely don’t belong in the military.

I work in marketing. I’m pretty good at it.

My wife had Fox News on last night when she went to bed. The woman and her two guests repeatedly talked about how embarrassing it was and how these soldiers were forced to do things they didn’t want to do and that it was basically an act of war.

Thanks Obama.

I’m trying to give St Louis’s politicians the benefit of the doubt about not being dumbasses AGAIN, but that’s probably my mistake.

“Yohse,” rhymes with ‘dose.’ And I have to guess Dutch on the etymology.

Vin Scully’s call still gives me chills.

“These findings are bringing more questions than answers,”

St. Louis, of course.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

so...you’re saying Arsenal deserves goals for all those deaths?