Bullshit...Bullshit...Derivative

Carton: “Ok, I will buy in for $200,000"

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

Sorry, but I won’t trust the numbers from a dyno where they weren’t even able to get an RPM pickup or properly measure torque.

This is hilarious since this is the same organization that lets Maldonado race.

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

To be honest I thought Subban was doing Crosby a favor, Im sure some less than pleasant things were said, and then to be immediately interviewed after the final whistle the first thing that came to his head was the breath thing rather than what crosby and him actually discussed

So the ISIS thing was just complete click-bait bullshit then? Because Silverstone is much more likely trying to control Drones for (legitimate and sensible) safety reasons and TV rights (plus protecting the busiest airspace in the world on GP days) than anything at all to do with a hysterical fear of an ‘ISIS drone…

Well, that also assumes global GT regulations happen in the first place ;)

Early detection is key. Les Miles’ clock management strikes again.

There are 3 things certain in life: death, taxes, and the San Jose Sharks will find a way to blow a series that they had all but won.

What else were they expecting from Pirates?

If you wear clothing with Ferrari logos, and you do not in fact, have a Ferrari, you sir or madam, are what we call an Asshat.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

“You know what? Act like you’ve birthdayed before, ok?” Kindergartners these days... bunch of Cam Newtons.

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?