If you wear clothing with Ferrari logos, and you do not in fact, have a Ferrari, you sir or madam, are what we call an Asshat.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

“You know what? Act like you’ve birthdayed before, ok?” Kindergartners these days... bunch of Cam Newtons.

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

12k more than go to Hurricanes games

Zamboni that shit.

“We’ll call it Deadflash... Flashpool... PoolDead. Something”

Hey epa why don’t you crack down on semi trucks and buses that billow black smoke 24/7 instead of a relatively small amount people that race cars on the weekends?

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Is “Eye Catching Miracles of the H-bomb of Justice” too long to be a band name?

Apple Juche is my favorite kind of Juche.

Did the makeup artist flat-out reject his advances or did she give him a sign that he could go all the way?