Yes, I’m pretty sure Frank Ocean likes cars more than girls.

Curiously absent in every Republican military budget increase:

Personally I think the budget should stay the same, but they should have the screws put to them over waste. The military has been operating with basically a blank check for 6-7 decades and it shows. We need to bring back accountability and make sure we the people are getting our money’s worth out of it.

How about a damn icebreaker, which we need DIRELY

Indeed. And when they own the vehicles, they’ll be subject to traditional commercial vehicle laws of which they’ve always tried to weasel out.

“I thought a tad of empathy for people trying to get by was a thing.”

Thank you for doing the author’s job for him.

Our currency’s backed by a Fort Knox storage of manual brown diesel wagons and Miatas.

WOW! They brought the front of the hood down a lot. I suppose that is to allow people to flow over the car more easily as it barrels through giant crowds.

Think of all his money already trickling down, he should be exempted from paying taxes.

There is old conservative men and then there is the old conservative men from the “Footloose” town.

Chrysler 200. Because a “Chrysler” is fancier than a “Ford” in the Still-The-Fifties world that Pence inhabits.

it’s more of a dig on his puritanical personality

I would totally go to a Cars and Coffee with Joe Biden. He like you Grandpa’s badass brother that wants to take you to a strip club and has 3 project cars he’s working on (which is really one that he’s focused on, and the other two just sit there for years).

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

You forgot the pray the gay away license plate frame

Some say he’s powered by an LS7

10 bucks says that after he’s quit he will be a regular at his nearest cars and coffee (or similar gathering)

Meanwhile, Pence would probably buy a Fusion S, specified from the factory with plastic wheels, no sunroof and a Jesus fish sticker on the back

Fuck Off