I’d like to post a shout out to Audi for bucking the trend with a great, if a little too long, Christmas ad.

The previous non-government security agencies did it faster, more efficient and with less employees.

Before 9/11, private security screeners at airports did the same goddamn thing without the ridiculous and unwarranted attitude.

TSA is there to keep us all safe

Or the car, being a courteous chauffeur, was stopping to allow the purchase of tacos by the occupants.

They also have the ability to cut a check for a vehicle you’re selling them within minutes, whether it’s a decrepit old beater or a pristine exotic, and without having to purchase anything from them. You may get less money but there’s a convenience involved knowing it’s guaranteed money right away, and no need to post…

Average auto loan: $30,032 — the first time the amount borrowed to buy a new vehicle has topped $30,000.

So that’s how I get FaceTime on my cell phone...

That cop’s airbag isn’t a claymore though, so there’s that. And cops shouldn’t be using that while moving either.

The cop that pulled him over

Or lease

The “people with money put big down payments” line isn’t necessarily correct. People with money usually fall into 2 camps - buy the car cash, or if there is an attractive financing rate that is lower than investment returns, put the minimum down.

“The people in the middle are the ones with the $500 car payments, and are the minority.”

$200 monthly car note? What year is this, 1980?

He probably doesn’t want to assume the responsibilities of being a dealer, so these cars are worthless to his search until they hit retail inventory.

Also odd that they decided to move to the Unlimited for the JK. Seems like sticking with the 2-door would have made for a more apples-to-apples comparison.

So what your saying is Google’s new earbuds require the latest phone to do to utilize the latest software. And they’re not cordless because they have a string between them that can rest on your neck and keep them from vanishing. You realize it’s not the buds that are doing the translating, but the app on your phone,…

9/10/2001

Pre-TSA airport security had x-ray machines.