Yep, seemed to happen a lot to vehicles of the era. My buddy and I got sent out to grab some curling equipment (Because Canada) from his dad’s Aerostar back in the day too. We went out to the lot, located the turquoise Aerostar and start rooting through it looking for the equipment, but we couldn’t seem to find it.…

How much of this problem goes back to C-SPAN? (And the new norms it created?) If Congressional testimony were only transcripts, no audio, and nothing televised live, I don’t think people like Candace Owens would be interested. She might not even get an invitation. I think we’re going to have a circus in Congress for…

Owens is a 29 year old college dropout (from URI, of all places). A half dozen years ago she was a secretary at a financial firm. As recently as three or years ago she was firmly anti-GOP and anti-Trump. She’s grifting as fast as she can. She knows fuck-all about political and racial history. And yet here she is…

The New Zealand shooter said Trump was one of the people that inspired him. How the fuck can someone be left yet support the right? Ohhh... Because the moron didn’t understand the China part. See, China isn’t actually communist, never has been. It’s been a dictatorship, where the leader (see, communism has no leaders,…

You gotta admit, taking support from both Jewish zionists and white supremacists is one hell of a shell game these congresspeople have going.

He's a member of Congress. He already does work for AIPAC.

A corrupt bigot piece of shit that spreads Islamophobia? Surprised he doesn’t just get a job working for AIPAC.

For anyone who hasn’t downloaded the free Borderlands: Enhanced update yet, don’t be like me and assume it’s a patch to the existing Borderlands installation. It isn’t! It’s an entirely separate download and exists alongside the Borderlands install. I actually ran both of them simultaneously, because I have two…

As if even half of the people screaming about it know how to pirate in the first place. A fair chunk’ll end up caving and buying it on Epic once they see their friends playing it. They’re pretending that they don’t care about Borderlands (just like Outer Worlds, which reddit was pissing its pants over at first), but…

If you have 3 hours of time per week, why are you spending any time insisting that someone needs to change their work of art for you to not enjoy it properly?

Similar to my mission to remind people she used to date Dinesh D’Souza and, pissed after the end of their relationship, stuck a hose through his front door’s mail slot, turned it on, and left.

And Jesus wants you to have lots of guns and keep the unwashed masses from entering the country.

Democrats were the slave owners and Lincoln was a Republican, but uhhh ...confederate statues are rad and should be saved.

As part of my continuing mission to make sure it never goes unmentioned when the subject of Laura Ingraham comes up: Laura Ingraham gave Donald Trump a Sieg Heil on national TV at the 2016 RNC.

It reminds me of a later period Simpsons episode from about ten years ago where they were doing a FNC parody and the scrolling ticker mentioned:

A funny bit of history for you: The Roman practice of putting flying penises under their chariots did not end with the fall of the Roman Empire. They survive to this day, and are now represented by two kidneys, found on on all BMW’s. We know this because when one chariot cut off another in traffic, the charioteer who…

Please point me in the direction of a $10k S2000 and I might consider eating your shoe.

Mr2 Spyder. Next question. 

Judging by the front quarter, if they lowered it, they’d have a 2012 Mazda3.