Like a big bowl of warm oatmeal or mac and cheese. The comfort food of games. 

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

Yes the uniforms are not realistic in game. I unlocked the uniform and helmet called GI and have been using them as allies because it looks more like something the US army would have been using. Never been a fan of the doughboy looking helmets. 

LOL

Here’s a reenactment of her “speaking truth to power”

Because she’s a patriot. Because she’s a brilliant former FLOTUS and Secretary of State with something to say. Because she can and should. Because she is right. And mostly to piss off a bunch of Bernie man babies.

Holy shit, it’s true:

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Those are the only models Republicans come in. Marco Rubio Spineless, or Rick Scott Nazi. There really isn’t another choice.

Wow, delusional much?

According to Wikipedia, she’s still in the National Guard, and hasn’t she made her military service and deployment one of the selling points of her campaign? I mean, look, be in the military or don’t be, it’s no skin off my nose, but it is pretty rich for someone who is literally still in the military (to the point…

You don’t know what words mean if you are saying that a single healthcare system with a private option is anything other than an oxymoron the Human Rights Campaign can go screw themselves because she hasn’t been forced to actually take responsibility for immense damage her hateful theocratic views did to the LGBT…

Surely the takeaway here is that despite the party she signed up for, she’s not progressive.

Uh... does this literally sound like it was originally written in overwrought Russian and run through Google Translate, or is that just me?

Plus, despite being a woman of color, White Nationalists moon over her to a startling degree. She’s been praised by the likes of Steve Bannon, Pat Buchanan and David Duke. How is any self-respecting progressive not alarmed by that?

Nah, this is specifically a Tulsi Gabbard thing. She’s drawn some attention from the Russian propaganda machine for taking Tumpian isolationist stances that are very beneficial to Russia, as well as praising Putin and Assad and suggesting the US should adopt a more friendly stance with them. Fortunately, Gabbard is…

She’s already incredibly comfortable being in tucker carlsons shitshow so I wouldn’t be surprised. She’s be a better fit there than anywhere in the Democratic Party. 

That’s what I was thinking, well, I was also thinking she should go back to sucking Assad's dick.

Go ahead and troll Gabbard, Hillary. Gabbard’s entire purpose seems to be to try and drum up more conspiracies by the democratic party in order to drive down turn out and hand the election to Trump for a second turn. She certainly ACTS like a Russian asset.

Every time Kasich pops up in the news, high school Adrastra emerges from the depths of my subconscious to remind me that he is very, very dumb, because only the dumbest of men would decide to eliminate snow days from the Ohio public school system.