If you think any of this would actually ever get passed if he won you are deluding yourself.

Yeah, but LV-426 is a swing state, and maybe a principled centrist candidate could get the xenomorphs to vote for the Non-Human Extinction Party.

For me, that bridge too far was believing crazy bullshit.

Shell companies are always shady.

More like a PhD manga cum laude.

Well, it was a master-class in that.

“A Shell spokesman told the newspaper that the situation was treated like a ‘paid training day’ for those who attended.”

Drawing in that conservative-boomer traffic.

I used to believe in karma. I actually saw it come to fruition once or twice. I am LOSING MY FUCKING PATIENCE with this cheeto-eating cock-wart. I hate him so much and I am oddly drawn to learning, day after day, all the instances that prove he is the turd in the punch bowl that over 40% of Americans just push aside…

Republicans are conceived in the mouth and are born out through the ass.

That guy would absolutely let Trump fuck his wife if he wanted to. Not only would he let him, he’d enjoy it.

LOOK AT THE GROOM'S FAAAAAAAAAAACE *ded*

he is literally using the presidency like he is a rock star. i feel like his base loves him for the same reason charlie sheen and ‘tiger blood’ started getting unironically loved. 

More like Prima Nausea.

a pox on her house.

Oh boy.

Good for Rep. Tlaib. I was honestly a little surprised she wrote the letter in the first place—but I don’t blame her for it (love of family is a powerful motivating force), nor do I blame her one bit for changing her mind. If you’ve got a good relationship with your family, chances are that you’ve made decisions that…

Muddy the waters of what? What the fuck are you even talking about? This is not a matter of public relations for her, or of scoring some sort of political or partisan win for herself. This was quite clearly a deeply personal decision about which she, understandably, is deeply conflicted about. I’d say don’t filter…

Bernie’s response is very apt.

Meanwhile Bari Weiss is preparing her latest column decrying some small liberal arts college’s decision not to grant Ben Shapiro a platform to explain how all Arabs are inherently murderous sewage loving barbarians, arguing that it signifies a broad progressive suppression of speech that will lead to the downfall of…