I like to decompress after takeoff just as much as anyone else, but this person went to great heights before taking the plunge.

Tomorrow :P

I like this.

:O I made Jalopnik?! Very cool, thanks for the love! Here’s a few pictures, too.

What...no Harlequin...?! That answers the question as to why you're not selling...

You have wrong, Doug. The Golf Sportwagen (BX5) is indeed on the MQB platform and is a longer wheelbase version of the Golf (AU1). The Jetta sedan (163) is a model refresh of the exitsing Jetta (162), which is not on the MQB platform. The pevious Jetta Sportwagen (AJ5), based on the Jetta sedan (162) is no longer in…

I got a girl pregnant just so I could have cover for buying a van.

I have been a TSA officer for almost 8 years. I can think of a number of reasons for this failure rate.

Have you been in one of these airports lately? Flying sucks. It really fucking sucks, beginning to end. Execs at airline companies stay up nights thinking of ways to make it suck more. And it’s inefficient, especially on shorter “commuter” routes.

I see the VTEC kicked in, yo!

"Hardigree:" $12.75

They sometimes do even more interesting things:

I see your 12 year old self and raise it these

Sweet alternator, brah!

It's litre, not liter, you ignorant slut!

6.75-litre V8

The problem with ANY car made by Google, You'll have to watch a Ad for 60 seconds before you can start the car, then they'll track every where you go........ No Wait, Google could make a good car for drunks to own.