I won a Mario vs. Sonic argument with that when I was 7.
“Oh yeah, well at least Mario can breathe underwater”
Flipflops and all those pine needles...
Officer, I looked away for just a moment to empty out my spit valve, and that must be when I hit that lady.
Those kinds of people blow.
I think people just feel so safe in their regular lives that they don't think anything bad will happen to them even if they aren't paying attention.
Take that internet.
A reasonable response.
Silly man, this is the internet.
It’s horrifying isn’t?
I hate it so much
Those cats are just waiting for the day that you’re smaller than them...
I live with my 2 tween daughters and 2 cats. Not worried about the tweens but the cats ... Shit. I wonder what their twitter handles are.
If I’m not back soon, Jez will know what happened to me.
Like I said, she’d probably have good cause.
Yeah, but she would also make it look like an accident.
I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.
So, were you this mad every other time another character took on the mantle of a superhero? Because there’s been multiple different characters who have been Captain America, Flash, Robin, Batman, Spiderman, etc. And I seriously doubt that Riri will be Iron Man for all time, at some point there will be comics where…
I feel like we’re closer already.
Fuck that.