I won a Mario vs. Sonic argument with that when I was 7.
“Oh yeah, well at least Mario can breathe underwater”

Officer, I looked away for just a moment to empty out my spit valve, and that must be when I hit that lady.

Those kinds of people blow.

I think people just feel so safe in their regular lives that they don't think anything bad will happen to them even if they aren't paying attention.

Take that internet.

A reasonable response.

Silly man, this is the internet.

It’s horrifying isn’t?

I hate it so much

I feel like we’re closer already.

Fuck that.

Read between the lines, the pro that’s making a case for coaches is named Fallen. A coach follows and is always near the team like a shadow.

That’s the kind of can-do problem solving this country needs from our college students! You are the future!

I also refuse. Mac and cheese or die.

Pros: MMO games make you smarter.
Cons: MMO games slowly devour your soul.

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Just purchased this. Wanted people to know that it is not a ‘book’, it is a pdf. A book is something that is both physical and tangible (at least to me). at no point during the purchase process did it not say digital book and I went through the whole thing waiting for it to ask for my address.

-10000000 points for forgetting the goddamn rope.

*looks at video length*