That moment where he gets stuck on the rhyme and looks so confused kills me *every* time.

It's up there. My favorite is probably still the "kung fu treachery" line. Or maybe Michael Jai White's delivery of "Threw that shit before I walked in the room!"
(Cedric Yarborough can really sell some lines that otherwise might not be that funny. See also: "Sir, I will not hesitate to beat your ass with your own…

I WILL SHAKE THIS POISONOUS SHIT OUT YOUR VEINS!

I'm so happy we live in an age where films that big studios wouldn't deem worth their time to release can be so readily available. I remember movies that were only vague whispers in the VHS age and then there were still some films in the DVD age that were forgotten for the longest time. (I remember waiting years for…

I'm aiming to check out Dolemite as I've never seen it but dear god do I love Black Dynamite. I could take or leave the series, but the movie is the perfect definition of "joy" for me.

I think that scene was undercut by the "Adama wrecks the shit out of his room and literally freaking howls" scene that occurred earlier in the same season.

Same. I love the entire show, warts and all. Plus there are moments in seasons three and four that are some of my absolute favorite bits of TV ever. I'm not going to mention the scenes but everyone who watched the show probably remembers scenes in "Exodus", "Crossroads", "Revelations", "Sometimes a Great Notion", "The…

Imagine watching it in the theater and having the pretty fun Planet Terror in front of it and all the great trailers (well, most of them. I could have done without Eli Roth's) and then you have to sit through that. Without the lap dance scene and it's awesome music because that was one of the "missing reel" scenes in…

Do they not have bootleg Iron Man toys at your dollar stores? I feel sorry for you.

I thought he just asked for five teenagers. To which Alpha was understandably like "Teenagers? Why?"

I'm sure Linkara will be thrilled at this Doctor Who-Power Rangers-Star Trek crossover however.

I mean, if they had the know-how to make a gun like that out of almost nothing, I'm not sure there would be so many episodes of Power Rangers. It's not like they question morality like the Doctor. They murder the shit out of every monster except the main villains and their sidekicks.

I just figured it was like Ultraman. Yeah he has that hyper death cross beam instakill but dammit Ultraman really likes to wrestle. (And be a jerk and tear pieces off of his enemies and mock them. Or blind them and them freakin' ride them like that poor dragon. Ultraman is a jerk.)

Fuck reboot, where's the rest of the goddamn show on DVD, DISNEY!?!

I now need an edit of a Power Rangers fight going on and the Doctor popping up and saying "Oh, look! Rocks!"

Also the things I mentioned are kind of ingrained in the story and aren't choices. So Venom rescues those children and saves the world, etc. Even if you murder a bunch of enemies and be a jerk (which apparently your dudes totally love being beaten up by you) you still have built in things that make you at least an…

I mean, at least it made him not just "Otacon in a wheel chair with an e-cig" like he was in Peace Walker. Everything Huey says in The Phantom Pain is complete nonsense. "You killed those guys!" Yes, Huey, because you infected them and if I didn't, it could have possibly caused a global outbreak. "He's not even a…

I prefer Peace Walker Kaz so much. There's his little angry stomp when you're on your beach date and his panicked call when Mother Base is at full capacity. Plus he was so excited for me to go out and take pictures of dudes working out.

Kaz has no problem with me fultoning goddamn bears but he questions amazing soldiers being brought back. Priorities, man.

God I think I hate Ocelot worst of all because he's so much wasted potential. Especially because I was surprised that Troy Baker did a pretty damn good job at what I would think middle age Ocelot would sound like. Then he just does nothing except yell at you over and over. "BOSS GET DOWN! the enemy gunship"