"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my arm… And my me time hand… even my fingers… The strokes I've lost… the ejaculations I've lost… won't stop hurting… It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our handjobs!"

No matter how many people tell me it gets better in the later half of season one or in season two or whatever, I saw that first episode and I don't want to sit through more than one episode of that boring mediocrity to get to "surprisingly" good. Especially since I'm almost finished with Hannibal season three (where…

Most people I know pronounce it Sunn Oesh. Not sure where that came from, I just went with it.

I'm never forgetting the absolute joy of him showing up and removing the tension out of every scene he was in. Every time I see Cumberbatch I immediately think of him saying "Billy" or "John" and giggle to myself.

I don't know, I rewatched The Dark Knight trilogy recently and I can see some similarities but Batman Begins didn't even cross my mind until people were saying it in the comments.
It does make me wonder if they are going to try and condense an origin like Strange's to the 15 to 20 minutes that Bruce Wayne is actually…

I have both the Batman and Riddler ones. I should use them for when I'm getting shitfaced and finally watch Batman V Superman.

I hate, hate, HATE Scooby Doo with a burning passion, but goddammit Mystery Incorporated was a great show and I miss it.

Marvel is due a flop. I'm not going to be one of those that keeps doomsaying, but they are due one.

I get the city bending giving Inception vibes but that's it for me. The only way I could dig Batman Begins out of that trailer is "origin story + Asian stuff".
A lot of this trailer also seemed either poorly framed or just bland shots, which may have more to do with being a quickly thrown together trailer of a movie…

It sounds a tad better than his Black Mass accent at the very least. That's not saying much though.

I don't even care if they use any of the MCU actors. Just have the cast from The Raid and The Raid 2 in Marvel superhero outfits. I will set a personal record for how many times I see a movie in the theater.

Eh? I'm just not feeling this one at all. I like the character in the right hands but that trailer did nothing for me. It actually kind of looked like one of those bad fantasy movies where people instantly know it's a bomb, except this one has a "Marvel Seal of Quality". I'm seriously getting 47 Ronin/Seventh Son…

You want to buy all the copies of Serenity?

Batman in that pic seems more surprised than anyone else at this news.

I don't deny it. I've played through MGS4 twice and yeah the cutscenes are very long, the biggest offender being Act 3, which isn't that fun a part of the game to begin with. I still think it's a fun game. (For the record my favorite Metal Gear game has become Revengeance as it's the one I've had the most fun with and…

Well I guess I didn't need to finish watching Hannibal Season 3 anytime soon… Time to bingewatch something way more important.

YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW!
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I had a Kung Fury release party. We watched it three times in a row and loved it more and more each time.

I would also argue that there was at least one John Wayne movie that gave half the cast and crew cancer.

I wish more action movies were confident to be around 80 minutes anymore. I think I can count good action movies that get near or past two and a half hours without getting into double digits.