i'd buy it only if it had a headphone jacks that plugs into... #theeroticaphone

so if can think to have a buddy logging into Facebook for you to give you an alibi, you must be an evil genius...boy this planet needs a Justice League right away. #crime

I'm glad they left the women intact...except for reducing the midsection to a sharp taper. #thiscyborglife

@Complexified:

@Complexified:

I had one of those as a kid, for a regular film camera. Made a total mess of it. #bigshot

I bet the Vatican already knows about aliens.

lint. just saved you an hour of annoying work. #diy

so, just like Linux, will it take two hours of tinkering just to get the engine started, and having to reconfigure the transmission in order to be able to drive it on anything other than level grade? #localmotors

@krom: don't you ever try to be a prison guard , because irony sure escapes you. #usbbreastheatingpads

Singapore. They're very liberal about sex there. #usbbreastheatingpads

it must have been a shitty emo-punk-rock compilation! #teenstabbing

run for the hills (cause they can't tackle terrain).

can we see a clip of the tiny swimsuit competition? #typewriter

the plasma is probably created by some sort of core that is made from solid material, therefore this can't be like a real life saber. #plasmaknife

highly doubt it would be able to get even close to holding the same charge as chemical AAs

Here's a hare-brained idea for walking around shoddy areas....